The Diary of Comrade Kate, Ctd

I hate Mondays. Another bloody boring meeting with 19 bloody tories. Had to bite my tongue when we got a lecture about economic development from that smarmy bastard Joyce, he and the boss are selling out our union comrades to Hollywood moguls. Bloody crony capitalists.

Had a major dust up with Adams and Carter, bloody blue bloods want to socialise farming without giving the workers any protection. Water is owned by the people, not by a few wealthy land owners. Wasn’t making much progress so will call Helen to get her to start campaigning against crony capitalism. She is such a saint, always willing to help with my crusades in such troubling times.

Big Gerry was watching me like a hawk at the post meeting lunch, I still managed to sneak a few pies into my handbag. Have locked them in my ministerial bathroom and will take the to food bank tonight.


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  • Mr Sackunkrak

    Bugger, no ride in Helen’s union provided ML63 this week? I hope Kate didn’t slum it in a Corporate Cab Fairlane!