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  • cows4me

    Priceless, I guess the Melons would also want a trail period for the printers so they can print the money to pay for them, such is the brain power of these intellectual giants.

  • Peter

    Give it to Heidleburg instead, their printers are of much higher quality.

  • toby_toby

    Wha… wh… what? But the Greens don’t believe in printing, do they? Think of the trees!

  • Patrick

    Lets mow down all the pine trees around Taupo to make the paper – that will help the crock of sh1t they call global warming won’t it – More hand wringing from the commie Wussel.