November 2012

Bad Bastard gets his Beans

Good to see bad bastards who do this sort of thing to defraud other business people get their beans. The pity is he only got home detention.

A fallen property hotshot wants to move on after escaping a prison sentence for faking documents to try to save his friend from bankruptcy.

Ralph Anthony Vuletic, 31, was sentenced to nine months’ home detention when he appeared in the High Court at Auckland yesterday.

He was facing Serious Fraud Office (SFO) charges after faking a debt to help friend and co-accused Marcus Friedlander avoid bankruptcy and dodge $10 million worth of bills from creditors nine years ago.

Vuletic had earlier pleaded guilty to using a document to defraud, attempting to pervert the course of justice and forging a document.

Friedlander is awaiting sentence after pleading guilty to counts of making forged documents, three of using a document for a pecuniary advantage and two of attempting to pervert the course of justice.

If you know of other people who have falsified sale and purchase agreements, debts, creditors statements and the like then please let me know on the tipline and I will investigate. There is a lot of dodgy activities out there perpetrated by people seeking to avoid bankruptcy or scrutiny of their nefarious and underhanded dealings. Often they work in conjunction with equally dodgy liquidators. They need the disinfectant of sunlight.

They should be outed, prosecuted and put in jail.

Astronomers have found possibly the biggest black hole ever observed

NZ Herald



Hiccups for Haters

Some NSFW language, but hell it is Friday afternoon so fill yer boots on the best evidence yet presented as to why 1st cousins shouldn’t marry.

Wait for the bra flash…its worth it…it is….trust me.


Herald Bombs, Ctd

They just keep on coming. First up is a strange image on a teaser about a little girl being impaled:

Then there is this silly image related to a server outage that features cut wires!


No BBQs then?

David Shearer will be heading of on his Christmas break soon, and he is telling people all about it:

With Parliament due to wrap up soon, Mr Shearer was looking forward to the break, and would like a “new fishing rod” for Christmas.

Of course the rest of his Caucus will be attending barbecues while he’s at his beach retreat.

Mental Health Break

Finished from danDifelice on Vimeo.

Sex Tips with Barton Madbury

I’ve been giving some thought now on how I, Barton Madbury, can help the masses with tips to improve their lives. It seems to me that sex is indeed the great equaliser amongst human kind, and it really doesn’t matter what your preference is, every human deserves the dignity of a great sex life. I want to help people, so I thought I’d give some useful tips.

Firstly, it’s important to note that love is a connection. People confuse sex with love, and love with sex. The two require a connection rather than being the same. People focus too much on rusty trombones and leather play, and not enough on the gentle exchange of communication. So you need to get that right before anything else.

When you get to the physical part, its important to get the lighting right. Dim lights and shaded rooms are far superior to that of brightly lit rooms and/or the great outdoors. The connection is more important than looks, and people are self conscious when naked, so keep it dark.

Slowly start to undress. Ripping your clothes off and making aggressive moves and noises looks good in a Hollywood production, but in truth it sounds silly. Take off your shirt first. Then kick off your shoes. Stand on the tip toes of your socks and ease them off. Then slowly wriggle out of your pants until you are in your underpants only. Then make your way to the place of action.

Start stroking gently. Your hands are tools, use them like a craftsman would! Vary your pressure and don’t get stuck in a routine. Slow down your pace, then speed it up. Up down, round and round, fingertips and more, don’t be predictable. Show your creativity. Rub the nipples, caress the tummy, lick your lips and stroke the thigh. Erogenous zones are not just between the legs – there is a whole body to explore. A finger in the anus is often provocative but surprisingly enjoyable for some.

Oral technique is important too. Don’t start too fast, its never good to rush. You will be better at sex if you slow down. Then, increase the pace and action. These things are instinctive. Hips will soon start thrusting, hands will automatically start cupping, lips will start licking and it will all be good.

Then, the climax. Some say its best to pull out, some will spit, some will swallow. You will know best.

So there you go, some basic sex tips with Barton. I encourage you to go out and try.

All of the above also applies if you are with another person too.

You won’t see this at the Ellerslie Flower Show

Via imgur:

Could use a trim?



MSM catching up on monorail sledge

Tv3 is the first to cotton on to Gerry’s masterful monorail sledge:

Minister of Transport Gerry Brownlee in Parliament yesterday compared Auckland’s plan for a city rail link to the infamous monorail episode of The Simpsons.

In response to questions from Labour MP Phil Twyford on the impact of the city’s growing traffic woes, at first Mr Brownlee disputed the economic benefits of the proposed rail link, and questioned the impact it would have on congestion.

But towards the end of his answer, Mr Brownlee slipped in a reference to the classic Simpsons episode Marge vs the Monorail.

“I would consider hiring Lyle Lanley and associates to do a scoping study for us on the city rail link,” he said.

“I know that they’ve done some very good work on some of the projects in Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook, and if they think this stacks up, we’ll give it some consideration further.”

In the Simpsons episode Lanley is revealed to be a conman, building a cheap and nasty monorail which begins to fall apart on its maiden trip.

Velma Dinkley MP?

Holly Walker has always protrayed a sort of cartoonish attitude to issues…like her silly ill conceived lobbying bill.

Now we know why. She thinks she is Velma Dinkley.

The resemblance is uncanny:

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