…and it tastes like baby seal tears

Rumour has it that the Green Party are putting together their XMas hampers stuffed with goodies like sustainably grown flax and hemp products. Yawn.

But here’s something that’s being considered that’s a little more noteworthy:

Promotional text found on the bottle includes:

  • Get hammered and sickled!
  • Join the Party!
  • A taste worth standing in line for!
  • Drink! Comrade! Drink! It’s this or the gulag!
 


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  • Hagues

    Great bottle but man that would be so much better if it was booze!

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