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Emmerson, of course.

Meanwhile Toby Manhire has 15 pieces of advice for David Shearer:

10. Don’t mention the PM

Especially, don’t take the piss. Like some political incarnation of the Incredible Hulk, every mockery just makes him stronger. Leave that to the bloggers you don’t read.

13. Leave the guitar at home.

14. Find a new gear.

Do you really want to be doing this? Do you have the mental and visceral steel? My guess is you’re as unsure as anyone. But on Sunday you’re going to have to persuade yourself you do, and see what happens. Because the sorry truth is you sometime look as discombobulated as the Kevin Kline simpleton who has to pretend to be the president in that 90s film Dave. And, frankly, it’s going to have to be a lot – a lot – more like Indiana Jones.




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  • Mr_V4

    16 – Fire Trevor Mallard.