Face of the Day

Miles Alura, 16, disguised himself as an elderly man to steal £50,000 of jewellery from a shop in Kent.

He got sent to jail for a few years, but the real crime here is that awful disguise. Who did he think he was going to fool?


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  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    Pathetic “presentation”….like the ones Sheep is doing…

  • cows4me

    Bet Mission Impossible is his favourite movie.

  • Mr_Blobby

    Smarter than the average criminal here, and he still got
    caught. Our criminals disguise themselves as themselves and just say it wasn’t
    me and get off.

    • Ford

      crimes in this country disguise themselves as cops

      • Ford