This will solve the problem

Cock Tax is the age old problem confronting many. A possible solution has been envisioned:

Sexbots are coming, and we will cum with them. Three times a week or whatever our physician / longevity coach recommends. Because orgasms — especially the hormone-exploding O’s we’ll eventually enjoy with carnal cyborgs — are excellent for mental and physical health.

Remember the most convulsive, brain-ripping climax you ever had? The one that left you with “I could die happy now” satiety? Sexbots will electrocute our flesh with climaxes thrice as gigantic because they’ll be more desirable, patient, eager, and altruistic than their meat-bag competition, plus they’ll be uploaded with supreme sex-skills from millennia of erotic manuals, archives and academic experiments, and their anatomy will feature sexplosive devices. Sexbots will heighten our ecstasy until we have shrieking, frothy, bug-eyed, amnesia-inducing orgasms. They’ll offer us quadruple-tongued cunnilingus, open-throat silky fellatio, deliriously gentle kissing, transcendent nipple tweaking, g-spot massage & prostate milking dexterity, plus 2,000 varieties of coital rhythm with scented lubes — this will all be ours when the Sexbots arrive.


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  • Thomas

    Let’s just hope that Shane Jones doesn’t still have a Parliamentary credit card when these are sold…

  • Jimmie

    Still not much more than a blow up doll with a power plug.

  • nasska

    At least Redbaiter will have the chance of a sex life.

  • This is not really any different from the centuries old problem of hard drugs. Which should all be legal, by the way.

    I’m not about to start using mild-altering drugs (legal or not), and I’m not about to start using such a machine either. Life -> dissapear.

    And not a patch on a smile and touch from my sweetie.

    Others may well make other choices. Good on ’em. Evolution in action.

    • Mr_Blobby

      You pussy whipped Brady bunch version of a man.

  • cows4me

    Let me guess , some damn fool will want to marry one . Of course it will be about human rights, equality and those that take um-bridge are old fashioned bigots.

  • Lofty

    I want one now…Kiwis have always been at the forefront of experimentation, look at our drug use. Number one.
    If they give it an artificial pulse, it is good enough for me.
    Does it clean itself?

  • Patrick

    This sounds like the Labour Party manifesto