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  • LesleyNZ

    Depends what has been nailed. What was it?

    • Mr_Blobby

      He stubbed his toe on the other David’s face.

  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    I hope Sheep continues…that is the only way out for Emperor in 2014.