Face Of The Day



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  • le sphincter

    with a nose like that it can only be John Key. Even the hair colour is about right

    • It’s gotta by Barry Soper. Don’t you recognise the bow tie?

    • WayneO

      Welcome back arsehole!

  • Middleagedwhiteguy

    Mr Burns?

  • Paul Deacon

    Could be Nigel Farage, although normally he’s a meerkat.

  • cows4me

    Has to be a melon, chinless, scarf wearing paranoid

  • Scanner

    Julia Gillard before photo shop landed

    • Travis Poulson

      and after it landed:

  • Travis Poulson
  • A comment from a reader…1951 via email:

    I was swaying between Cows4me & Petal when it dawned on me…

    Obviously these deformations are typical of an inbred. All symptoms indicate intermarrying between a holder of an Arts degree and someone with a PhD in Social Engineering.

    Symptoms : Toothless, beady eyed, prominent ears with a serious lack of dress-sense.

    I am pretty sure this could be none other than the Socialite-of-the-Day, Mr J Minto esq. What do you think?

    • cows4me

      Yeah you can see some resemblance but if it was Minto wouldn’t there be a lot of dribble on the bottom lip?

      • FOAM!

        • Travis Poulson

          The only thing I ever on his bottom lip is a mic or megaphone.

        Cows4me, it could be photo-shopped too or maybe the ‘dribble’ developes once you have crossed a Masters of Arts with the other Social disease.

        Judging by the way ‘Face of the Day’ is having to be propped up with a pillow, I say it has a serious case of Spinelessness, just what Mr. Minto exudes everytime he makes an appearance….?

        • Dion

          And to think we haven’t even witnessed his megaphone technique yet.

  • Philonholidat

    Jacinda if she was reincarnated as a dog!

  • ConwayCaptain

    No with an overhanging lip it must be a Hapsburg re incarnation

  • steve and monique

    It looks like the actor from the Blackadder xmas special

  • Patrick

    Ginger without a chin – has to be wee Wussell Norman for sure.
    When it whines I bet it says “gimmie back my flag”