Face Of The Day

Face Of The Day/Caption Contest, take your pick folks!


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  • Dumrse

    How cruel that you post a picture of dotcoms boy…..

    • Jester

      Hi, is this the Dover Samuels Santa Helpline?

      For Xmas I want my citizenship approved and a Labour Party sanctioned private ceremony….

      Oh….and a Buzz Lightyear!

  • Pissedoffyouth

    Obese child discovers cell phone in neck flaps

  • excuse me

    Get me 1m of those NZX Fonterra securities. (I’ve done well on their product!)

  • boristhefrog

    “Order a pre-emptive nuclear strike on….”

  • John1234

    Chinese boy sits on iPhone, turns it into iPad.

  • Angrywasp

    heir to the North Korean throne, Kim Jong Tub

  • Bunswalla

    “I’ll have everything on the menu, plus a tiny mint chocolate wafer”

  • Yes, the big bucket of the colonels chicken.

  • Dear leader reborn?

  • Madarab Hasab Omb

    yeah, it turns out melamine was quite fattening

  • Mine it,Drill it & Sell it

    No Wussel I don’t what to speak with you about printing more play
    money,I want to speak with my mother Metiria Ostapchuk you idiot !!!

  • steve and monique

    Do I look like I need fucking drinks with that order

  • dyannt

    I said ……..Where’s my breakfast?

  • Lion_ess

    Child in poverty pre-ordering from the Breakfast in Schools program.