Herald Competes With Criminal To Be Dumbest Subject Of Own Story

A thicko in Christchurch ?launched a failed attempt on Christmas day at entering a business off Ferry Rd. This numb skulled cocksmoker had obviously done his reconnaissance but failed to research a suitable entry method, and boy did it fail.?


This fine specimen of the intellectual gene pool was only matched by none other than The Herald’s reporting on it:


Horrid reporting

Well that’s just fantastic, if it had actually happened that way. According to The Herald?Horrid, this is what it looks like when a fire extinguisher discharges on the floor explodes in your face: