How to put out a boat fire the Kiwi way

The About details on the video state:

Lake Lyndon in New Zealand.

The captain of the boat tried to start it after it died in the middle of the lake and it caught fire so he jumped ship and watch it burn slowly. No one could really do anything about it as it had two big tanks of gas on board until a sprint boat SAVED THE DAY!

Legend, give that man a DB.


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  • Dumrse

    Where the fuck is that Whangarei fire appliance when you need it……

    • Travis Poulson

      Last I heard it was somewhere off the coast. It sure has been a busy wee truck this summer.

    • Gazzaw

      Very good Dumrse!!

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  • Pokerface

    Number 8 Wire stuff !

  • Travis Poulson

    The cunt you can hear in the background needs to hand in his man card. Sackless wonder.

    • and wrong on every level…has Stuff picked it up yet…like they did yesterday with the Sharks in the Mall

    • Patrick

      Damn right – “this cunt’s a nutter” what absolute pillock made that comment? So they all sit around holding their mummys hand while the boat burns & do nothing but video on their favourite piece of iPhuckphone. Along comes someone with a bit of initiative & they complain – WTF harden up softcocks.

      • Travis Poulson

        Then there was the “fuck that, I wouldn’t do that”. Of course he wouldn’t, he’s a bloody pansy.

      • Rodney

        “Along comes someone with a bit of initiative & they complain”

        Cause it’s “health and safety” issue. Don’t you understand? FFS. Even the police would applaud the guy driving the boat. He’ll probably get an award or something. Yet some blind arse tries to say “it’s too dangerous”. FFS. More dangerous than a fire on a boat with no doubt a stack of gas onboard? Un-fucking-believable.