Polish Iron Man

A polish newspaper reports about a particularly dense in-duh-vidual.

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It sounds like an old joke, but it’s not a joke. Moments of terror took place last week, when Mr. Thomas Paczkowski (32 years) had a few days off from work.

– The wife went out to work and asked me to poprasował. After breakfast we sat down to work. I turned on the TV to the channel of a boxing match, I opened a beer and started to iron – says Tomasz tragic day.

Everything was going perfectly. Residual pile of dry washing, contact Crave with iron, minute by minute ubywała.

– get involved me watching boxing so much that I forgot what I was doing at the same time.Suddenly the phone rang, and I like to run amok, instead of the receiver grabbed the iron and I put them in the ear. Then came to his senses, but his face was burning as it were – a man remembers moments of horror.

ran to the bathroom to cool the burn even hit the doorframe eyebrow.

– Now I look like after the battle in the ring. At the doctor’s got some ointment for burns. Following this the rest of his life – as he promises – will not be watching boxing on television. Fortunately not give up ironing.

polish iron man

His next mistake was to allow the newspaper to take a picture and write an article about it.

 


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