Whaleoil Awards – Best Minister

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The nominations ar in and now for the voting.

Steven Joyce -?minister of the newly formed MoBIE and the minister most other?ministers?fear. His sledging is legendary, and his capacity for work also is the stuff of legends. I prefer to label him the Bill Birch of this government. I have never seen a minister with a bigger set of carry on luggage as Steven Joyce.

Gerry BrownleeMichael describes Gerry’s contributions particularly well:

I’m tempted to suggest Big Gerry get into the finals. Not that he’s better than the other Ministers listed but that he keeps telling Len Brown that Auckland needs roads not rail, that the only opposition to the Earthquake Recovery plans seem to be an anti-Government protest group made up of the usual Union and Labour suspects, and that the only mark against him is the new petrol taxes announced last week.

Personally, I think he’s a prick but respect what he has done this year.

Judith Collinswiltinpenis comments:

Judith, our next Prime Minister, hands down.?I contemplated changing my pseudonym after she smiled at me the other day.

Bunswalla adds:

Crusher Collins has to get my vote. She’s been extremely sure-footed and confident, not afraid to take Mallard and Little to the brink and forcing them to back down. She’s sorted out ACC and is giving good service to the Police. And of course she’s smacked down all-comers in the chamber, and the opposition think twice before trying to take her on. Balls of steel.

Tony Ryallwilliamabong must know Tony very well:

Ryall would have been a definite sitter for the award but for one little problem, he’s a 24 ct sneaky cunt.

unitedtribes adds:

I go with Tony Ryall, He always sounds so right for the job. One of those guys when he speaks on any subject you just got to believe him. One the other hand JC lets you believe if you dare doubt her your in the shit.

Paula BennettDave says:

For me the best, Collins and Bennett, not a single blow from the opposition has landed, and they both have done a sterling job.

Whaleoil Awards - Best Minister

  • Judith Collins (52%, 239 Votes)
  • Steven Joyce (16%, 73 Votes)
  • Tony Ryall (15%, 69 Votes)
  • Paula Bennett (12%, 57 Votes)
  • Gerry Brownlee (5%, 21 Votes)

Total Voters: 459

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