Apparently cheese eating surrender monkeys aren’t totally gay

Of all the things to riot in the streets of Paris about you would think the Frogs would find something more important to burn cars over than gay marriage:

Hundreds of thousands of protesters have taken to the streets of Paris over plans to give gay couples in France the right to marry and adopt children.

Three big marches converged on the Champs de Mars, a large park next to the Eiffel Tower.

France’s Socialist government is planning to change the law this year.

But the demonstrators, backed by the Catholic Church and the right-wing opposition, argue it would undermine an essential building block of society. 

The organisers put the number of marchers at 800,000, with demonstrators pouring into Paris by train and bus, carrying placards that read, “We don’t want your law, Francois” and “Don’t touch my civil code”.

Police said the figure was closer to 340,000 and one government minister said the turnout was lower than the organisers had predicted. A similar march in November attracted around 100,000 people.

Massive government debt and a bankrupt nation aren’t worth worrying about, but a few gays want to get married and all of a sudden the cheese eating surrender monkeys want a riot.

Of course the Catholic Church is front and centre, they seem to want to interfere with everything except cleaning their church up of pedophile priests.


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  • Travis Poulson

    Well I’ll be damned, I take back some of the awful things I’ve said about the French. Only some of them.

    Cue the sore arsed poofters screaming “oh the 800,000 bigots in France” and “France has so many haters” and “oh the homophobes”.

    Second best thing they did after bombing the Rainbow Warrior.

    • Mitch82

      Fuck Rainbow Warrior, here’s Alizee:


      Tell your missus she’s welcome.

      • Travis Poulson

        Not being able to understand French makes that vid that little bit better. I better go grab a beer and cool off before the mrs comes to see what she can hear.

        • Mitch82

          Shit sorry, I forgot to tell you to mute the video.

          • Travis Poulson

            I know a setup when I see one.

    • BR

      Perhaps they thought the Rainbow Warrior was full of poofs.


  • Andrei

    Apparently Frenchmen are smarter the Kiwis and less suseptable to leftist propaganda

    • When is the Catholic Church going to address the issue of their pedophile priests and stop worrying about gay marriage?

      • Mitch82

        Fuck that – what date is the world going to run out of people, Andrei?

      • When fucktards like you stop your obnoxious sniping Whale.

        • Rodger T

          Picked out your new hubby yet , Bob?
          You do know it is compulsory to marry another bloke?
          Your church gives lessons in buggery ,better get down there sharpish like.

    • Rodger T

      When your church coughs up with 1500 years worth of back taxes ,then it can offer an opinion on how the the secular and non-brainwashed population behaves.
      Until then,the head pedo and his band of selfhating homos can shut the fuck up.

      You give a fascinating insight into cognitive dissonance with your unfettered hysteria on this topic.

    • Bunswalla

      Oh really? How did they manage to elect that Government then?

  • cows4me

    Three cheers for the frogs, I guess they can’t get everything wrong.

  • HtD

    It speaks volumes that the catholics and muslims are as one. Bigoted, repressed, narrow minded, self serving haters.