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  • coventry

    Oi Cunliffe, where’s my bone ?


    Well doggone

  • Ratesarerevolting

    Dog horrified to find himself at retards anonymous meeting.

    • Travis Poulson

      oh, and Len Brown is……..

  • Phar Lap

    Sitting in for Gareth.He is at the Phoenix practice today.

  • GregM

    Who gave that Preist a dog!!!

  • Every man and his dog stared with disbelief at the Black Caps batting performance.

  • blokeintakapuna

    ..and then the bitch said “of course it fits doggy style”…

  • Roflcopter

    All was going well at the labour party after-dinner “Charades Evening”…. until Darien Fenton decided to do an impression of “Basic Instinct”

  • cows4me

    Lassie does Levin.

  • mattb

    Phil Goff does yoga demonstration for unsuspecting crowd……..crowd vomits uncontrollably.

  • maninblack

    the dog finally got its NCEA results.

  • “whale-style” shocks doggy

  • Thit Cho

    The Vietnamese cooking show was a big hit

    • Tony V


      • Damien_Grant

        Thanks. I was pretty pleased with it.

  • tarkwin

    Dog horrified to see himself “driving” on Campbell live. Labour voter next to him entralled.

  • sandynobb

    Pussy galore.

  • Steve (North Shore)

    Paula Benett said “Get a job” not “Get a dog”

  • Human1: “You seeing it yet?” ,

    Human 2: “Nope, I think we got ripped off.” ,

    Dog: “Oh my God, I can see colors!!”

  • “Is it a bird? Is it a plane”?

    “Look out lads, it’s David Bain”.