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  • Paranormal

    Feeling that the shark was not enough, David Shearer decides to jump…

  • blokeintakapuna

    Labour leader Shearer, sporting his new “Ring leader” attire, can build 10,000 houses a year with only baby steps… and a small leap of faith…

  • New family game in Wairarapa, beats wine trampling

  • Dale

    Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoleen ? You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoleen. Sorry about the spelling.

  • Red

    You get Grape Juice from Grapes…. you get Baby Oil from ??

  • williamabong

    Nice arse – by Gareth Hughes

  • Labour’s “affordable homes” will be just big enough for you guys; as long as you don’t try to get up or roll over

  • NZ Groover

    The Aussies look forward to being next in line to stomp on the Black Caps

  • New Sex-ed curriculum. Attn students:
    Jumping i over quintuplets in a brightly colored pantsuit is not an effective form of contraception.

  • John Banks gets one over the cry baby’s at the PPTA by closing consultation on charter schools during the holidays

  • Lofty

    I think he is wearing a thong……snicker snicker……

  • He touched me