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Winston Peters’ financial advisor.

 

 


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    This is the money I emailed you about, now if you could just send that account number I will send it through to you.

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    So that’s what $158,000 looks like.
    Now return it. You thieving bastard.

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      I don’t think there’s a vote, but you win in my eyes.

      • Liberty

        The man is a charlatan.
        It is appalling how the lefty
        media treat him with kid gloves.

        In fact they are spineless
        bastards.

        If any National MP
        were as dishonest they would be roasted
        by the media.

        But if it has anything to do Greens/Labour/NZF they are treated like little saints.

        What a pack of hypocrites.

        • Travis Poulson

          Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes and yes.

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    If I send this picture to enough Labour MPs, maybe I’ll get NZ citizenship.

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    No, really, this is the $30 million waiting for you in my Nigerian bank account – if you just reply to my letter.

  • blazer

    is this enough to buy a house in Auckland these days?

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