Caption Contest


Winston Peters’ financial advisor.



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  • redeye

    We very much appreciate the assistance of the Administrator of the United Nations Development Program.

  • Patrick

    Cullen’s cut of the Toll KiwiRail deal?

  • maninblack

    Russel Normans plan to fix the economy.

  • Labour candidate campaigning in “deprived” area

  • Tim McMahon

    Is this Terry Serepisos financial backer?

  • stinkeye2

    Nigerian prince shown with money before delivery to an elderly grandmother

  • Lofty

    mmmm now I can afford that loaf of bread in Zimbabwe.

  • Cost of a pint of milk and Loaf of Bread in Zimbabwean Currency

  • Zephyr Cobalt

    Cam Slater offered more money to work at the Herald

  • The Real Fozzie Bear

    Ms Clark, here is the current balance of your account.

  • Gazzaw

    We’ve just laundered last years skim Mr Gore where shall we deliver the cash?

  • williamabong

    This is the money I emailed you about, now if you could just send that account number I will send it through to you.

  • tarkwin

    The “Tahitian Prince” who worked for Queensland Health.

  • toby_toby

    Nigerian prince offers David Shearer all the money he will need for his affordable housing plan.

  • cows4me

    The mystery of where all carbon taxes go has been solved, Nigeria.

  • unitedtribes

    The new teachers payrole system

  • Red

    So… I thought what the hell and replied to the email from that Nigerian bank…… what could go wrong

  • Liberty

    So that’s what $158,000 looks like.
    Now return it. You thieving bastard.

    • Travis Poulson

      I don’t think there’s a vote, but you win in my eyes.

      • Liberty

        The man is a charlatan.
        It is appalling how the lefty
        media treat him with kid gloves.

        In fact they are spineless

        If any National MP
        were as dishonest they would be roasted
        by the media.

        But if it has anything to do Greens/Labour/NZF they are treated like little saints.

        What a pack of hypocrites.

        • Travis Poulson

          Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes and yes.

  • Dion

    If I send this picture to enough Labour MPs, maybe I’ll get NZ citizenship.

  • MarcWills

    Xerox deliver the first stage of the contract for Wussell.

  • Ian

    No, really, this is the $30 million waiting for you in my Nigerian bank account – if you just reply to my letter.

  • blazer

    is this enough to buy a house in Auckland these days?