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  • Orange

    Might be more interesting if it wasn’t her shoulder?

  • Rodger T

    Officer K, keep me abreast of the situation.

  • Mitch82


  • cows4me

    “This ones a keeper”

  • Pissedoffyouth

    Police arrest woman for breastfeeding in public

  • dotcom

    With Svetlana’s arrest, Borat’s sister had climbed to being third ranked prostitute in all Uzbekistan.

    • Travis Poulson


      • dotcom

        Thanks, yes that’s the one.

  • Patrick

    Another willing to undergo a cavity search

  • Arnie

    Tits in a tangle again.

  • Orange

    “Dr Who and his latest companion”?

  • Ronnie Chow

    “No silicone here ” ………………Yaaaarrrrrrhhhhh!

  • Beagle2

    Not wishing to embarrass protestor, thoughtfull officer covers woman’s third nipple.