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  • unitedtribes

    Catholic training session

    • Gazzaw

      Or maybe the Calcasieu Parish Schools armed guard getting instructions on how to fire a pistol from the local inflated NRA rep.

  • blokeintakapuna

    It didn’t pay much – but Ohh the benefits and perks!

  • stinkeye3

    “I just came, how despicable of me”

  • Red

    ….. Meanwhile for his less famous brother – Sponge Bob Roundpants – life just carried on as usual at the Craggy Bottom Trailerpark

  • Timboh

    Blow me down, I’ve sprung a leak

  • steve and monique

    so that’s what Rodney Hide is up to

  • romulus

    Trev’s ticket scalping deals involved more payment than just inflated prices.

  • Yoni

    Bronwyn pullar does not need a mic to prove she blew this story

  • Patrick

    Darren Hughes is welcomed back by Peter Davis

  • Betty Swallocks

    “I need the goggles, believe me. It’s been over a year …”