Cheating at work?

The NZ Herald has an article about cheating.

“A Colmar Brunton survey has revealed that 81 per cent of adults admitted cheating of some kind – including 36 per cent cheating in their relationship and 22 per cent at work.”

I’m not sure how you cheat “at work”. It isn’t explained in the article. 

I’m guessing you secretly pop out and go to work for a competing business for a few hours during your shift.

 


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  • Gazzaw

    You can cheat on your expenses, cheat on your overtime claims, do a ‘cashy’ if you’re an employed tradesman. I’m sure that the Whale Army know a myriad of ways to cheat at work.

    • Hazards001

      Simply taking longer breaks (smokers that leave the office every hour and still take an hour long lunch break) , starting a few mins late and leaving a few minutes early to make up for it, clocking on in your own mind then having breakfast in the lunch room and using the employers milk on your cereal that is actually provided for tea and coffee…there are thousands of ways of cheating at work and I’ve seen them all…and still do. Say anything and you’re a pariah or scab. So I make my little digs and go on my way working bum off cos that’s what some of us do…and we note the others….looking forward to my next promotion….lol

    • Dave

      ASk that at the Standard Gazzaw, im sure the lefties could come up with a million ways to cheat.

  • Below is a catchy little ditty from one of my fav singers dedicated to all those cheaters out there. This one always made me laugh.

    “You Oughta Know”

    I want you to know, that I’m happy for you

    I wish nothing but the best for you both

    An older version of me

    Is she perverted like me

    Would she go down on you in a theatre

    Does she speak eloquently

    And would she have your baby

    I’m sure she’d make a really excellent mother

    ’cause the love that you gave that we made wasn’t able

    To make it enough for you to be open wide, no

    And every time you speak her name

    Does she know how you told me you’d hold me

    Until you died, till you died

    But you’re still alive

    And I’m here to remind you

    Of the mess you left when you went away

    It’s not fair to deny me

    Of the cross I bear that you gave to me

    You, you, you oughta know

    You seem very well, things look peaceful

    I’m not quite as well, I thought you should know

    Did you forget about me Mr. Duplicity

    I hate to bug you in the middle of dinner

    It was a slap in the face how quickly I was replaced

    Are you thinking of me when you fuck her?

    ’cause the love that you gave that we made wasn’t able

    To make it enough for you to be open wide, no

    And every time you speak her name

    Does she know how you told me you’d hold me

    Until you died, til you died

    But you’re still alive

    And I’m here to remind you

    Of the mess you left when you went away

    It’s not fair to deny me

    Of the cross I bear that you gave to me

    You, you, you oughta know

    ’cause the joke that you laid on the bed that was me

    And I’m not gonna fade

    As soon as you close your eyes and you know it

    And every time I scratch my nails down someone else’s back

    I hope you feel it…well can you feel it

    Well, I’m here to remind you

    Of the mess you left when you went away

    It’s not fair to deny me

    Of the cross I bear that you gave to me

    You, you, you oughta know

  • Morrissey

    Sheryl Crow should know about cheating; she used to be Lance Armstrong’s squeeze.

    • He cheated riding that bike too?

      • Morrissey

        Badoom tish!

  • Economist

    I’m not sure how you cheat “at work”

    Join a Union – by definition your’e then cheating your employer and every other employer in NZ

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