Cry-Baby of the Day

Cry-Baby: David Fisher


The incident: David Fisher just can’t stop reading this blog in between writing hagiographic articles about Kim Dotcon, and notices a post he doesn’t agree with.

The appropriate response: A quick tsk-tsk over your Kopi Luwak espresso at the Dotcom Mansion before getting into the latest draft article about Kim that needs filing that afternoon to Kim for approval.

The actual response: He nuts off on Twitter drawing even more attention to the post…having never heard of the Streisand Effect.

Which then results in other internet luminaries likewise getting all cry-baby on us:

 Thus ensuring a Twitter battle: 

Where David Fisher gets to abuse everyone who disagrees with him and finally pulls out the dreaded “sock puppet” epithet.


Oh man we are soooo burned by that.

David, I know you are new to this social media bag but I don’t think your editor will be appreciating your ranting all with the tag NZH attached to your nick.



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  • williamabong

    Don’t be to hard on him, after all it’s hard to hard to yell with a big fat Germans sausage touching your tonsils.
    Whoops sorry I put an S on the end of German, never mind, same result.

    • MarcWills

      … big fat German’s sausage – Is this the correct correction?

  • Fisher must of been tired at his daily ass whipping from this blog – then again the idiot deserves it with his near cult like worship of the apparent second “Jesus” (according to Dotcom)

    As for Brown – just retweet that tweet of his (oh what was it) – it certainly was not his finest hour there

  • Lion_ess

    Twitter – for shooting yourself in the foot without a gun. I get it now, thanks.

    • Jester

      Dave seems awfully upset. But does this make him a Sauerkraut?

      • Dave

        Sewerkraut perhaps?

      • International Language Pun of the Day :)

  • Pissedoffyouth

    Good to see the “don’t mean mean to anyone except people who disagree with us” hypocrisy is still strong in this one….

  • Dave

    Getta love the final Tweet from Hamish Rutherford. Shoved it right up David Fisher. Wasn’t a very strategic move my Mr Fisher was it…….. Not to clever. I imagine he is away licking his wounds after a severe tongue lashing from his boss at the Horrid.