Feral Hippie Tries to Choke Mrs With Matted Dags

A filthy rope headed hippie lost the plot and tried to choke his mrs with his dags:

An Oregon woman told police her boyfriend used his dreadlocks to choke her during an argument.

Officers responded to a home in Portland at 2:28 a.m. Monday after receiving a report of a domestic assault.

The victim, who was not identified, told police her boyfriend, Caleb Grotberg, choked her with his dreadlocks, which are matted ropes of hair. -source



Lets just hope they hosed him down and put him through the sheep dip before teaching him some manners about domestic violence.


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  • cows4me

    Suitable punishment? Sentence; go to the barbers every month for the next two years, short back and no sides.

  • Sym Gardiner

    Maybe a quick number 1 hair cut would be in order – for safety in the cells sake obviously. Can’t have weapons being bought into a cell.

    • In Vino Veritas

      You’d not be able to get normal hair clippers through that Sym. I think I’d have to dig out my old Lister shearing handpiece and crank it up in my mates woolshed to make a dent in that lot.

      • tarkwin

        Burning them off would fix a few problems.

        • In Vino Veritas

          And my word they would flame!

  • BAN long hair.