Gareth Morgan still hates pussy

It is official, Gareth Morgan is not into pussy in any way, shape or form.  Who knows, maybe he was terrified by one as an infant but KiwiBank must be moving quickly to rebrand the under-performing fund they overpaid for.

I have a name suggestion for them, how about “KiwiBank Saver?” I can even do up a logo because at the rate Morgan’s mouth is going, I seriously doubt you will have many customers left.

But proving Morgan must have a taste for public sadomasochism, he has popped up on that soft cock Campbell Live last night.  This time Morgan unleashed his much vaunted phase II master stroke; a $5 bounty on each cat.

If the SPCA are clever, they should send him a bill for every cat they have to euthanize. As you all know I don’t much like cats but I don’t like animal abusers either.  I can see Morgan’s brainless idea unleashing fruitcakes claiming the bounty. This will get nasty since it comes from a desperate mad nasty little man who cannot deduce ‘cause’ from ‘effect’. 

Yet is Morgan right?  Are cats the mortal threat to our indigenous biodiversity?

I took a deep, deep breath and consulted the high priestess of the environment, none other than Dr Jan Wright herself.  This is what she had to say on the subject:

“There are a number of mammals that threaten our native ecosystems – possums, deer, wild pigs, rats, feral cats and stoats to name a few. However, in terms of forests there are three that consistently feature on the ‘most wanted’ list – possums, rats and stoats.”

Given rats and mice don’t like pussy either, Morgan’s way will turn our forests into Valentines at the first sitting for them.  Gareth Morgan, feeder of Orca, killer of cats and Phoenix cheerleader must be King Rat.


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