Gareth Morgans wet dream

From a reader:

Hi Cam Maybe Gareth Morgan needs to get out and see what many cats do catch .. along with rats, mice and other pests !! Taken in the Flat Bush area. Cheers, A. Reader

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  • James M

    That’ll do puss that’ll do

  • Good kitty

    Reminds me of my dad’s cat – AJ who was also black as the Ace of Spades.

    When on the farm he use to bring in all sorts: rats, mice, sparrows, chickens, rabbits, possums and even a bush turkey.

    But never once did he catch a native bird to this day

    • Travis Poulson

      A turkey? excellent, just needs to be trained to drag it home the right time of year, money saved at xmas time.

      • Yeah a bloody bush turkey – in September so the AJ needed some “corrective” training then.

        Although he is 15 now and has “retired” from bringing in the bigger game

    • Moaning Greasy Flyblow

      you’re an absolute star pal. how you trained it to distinguish a kereru from a turkey or a fantail from a sparrow. put a bell on the fucker or a put bullet in it, either way you would be doing the world a favour

      • Orange

        The main predator of the fantail is rats.

  • Easter is cancelled

    • Travis Poulson

      It’s been replaced by ‘Caturday Splatterday’

      • Hazards001

        lmao

  • David Broome

    Just saw a promo for a Gareth Morgan nightmare on Animal Planet, “My cat from hell”.

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