Good job, bad bastard gets a kicking in jail

The killer of Emily Longley has received a right good kicking in prison

The man who murdered New Zealander Emily Longley has reportedly been beaten up in jail and had his cell torched, after he pinned up photos of his victim in his cell and bragged about receiving fan mail.

Elliot Turner, 20, was sentenced to life in prison with a 16-year non-parole period for strangling Emily Longley, 17, in Bournemouth, England, in 2011.

Emily’s body was found in Turner’s parents’ Bournemouth home on May 7.

Turner is appealing the conviction and sentence. 

According to the Daily Star, Turner had plastered photos of Emily on the walls of his cell at HMP Swaleside in Kent. He also reportedly spoke about the day he would be released and return to his life of “champagne, Bentleys and birds”.

A source told the paper that Turner, the son of a millionaire jeweller, had bragged to fellow inmates about fan mail he had received from women before Christmas. It was after this he was attacked by some of the inmates.

The source accused Turner of reporting the attack to staff at the category B prison, which was followed with Turner’s cell being torched.

“Turner is a gobby little prick who has had it coming for some time,” the prison source told the paper.

Good job. Love the “gobby little prick” quote.


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  • blokeintakapuna

    No one can outrun Karma…

    • redeye

      Except Chuck.

  • thor42

    Good stuff.

  • Lion_ess

    A good job, but a tad short on good enough.

  • tarkwin

    Hopefully he’ll end up in the showers with Mr Big who’s in with the warden.

  • Sym Gardiner

    He must have a few screws loose having pictures of someone you murdered on the walls of your cell. Strange the UK prison system allows it.

    • Tristanb

      UK are more “advanced” than us in terms of criminal rights.

  • cows4me

    The guy is obviously a few cans short of a six pack? He probably thought the cell torching was a house warming, deluded, spoilt brat.

  • colinrippey

    They should tell him he’s going to be duffed up three times, correct him one more time, then leave him waiting for the third.

  • p1llock

    delete plz , wrong topic

  • Patrick

    Be great if someone smuggled a sharp implement in & it was used to exterminate this oxygen thief.