Helping raise the IQ of Labour voters

A scientist is looking for a woman to carry a Neanderthal baby to term:

A leading geneticist is on the hunt for an ‘adventurous woman’ to help turn back the hands of time – and give birth to a Neanderthal baby.

George Church, a genetics professor at Harvard Medical School, believes he can bring back the extinct ancestor of modern man after more than 33,000 years. 

Contrary to popular belief, Neanderthals were in fact a highly intelligent race and Prof Church believes they could be recreated through modern medicine.

He told German magazine, Der Spiegel: ‘I have already managed to attract enough DNA from fossil bones to reconstruct the DNA of the human species largely extinct. Now I need an adventurous female human.

Gee….. if this Neanderthal moves into a Labour electorate, that’ll raise the average IQ there enormously.


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  • Ronnie Chow

    That model bears striking similarities with Chuck Norris .

    • Orange

      Exactly! Except the difference that Chuck Norris has male parts at least 4 times the size and would probably kill us for even viewing them.

  • cows4me

    Why do we need the rebirth of the Neanderthal, God hasn’t George heard of the left.

  • williamabong

    I distinctly remember a reference to this in the treaty, therefore it and any monies generated from it belong to us Maori, the children of the land.

    • Mr_Blobby

      Competition for our indigenous Neanderthal.

  • thor42

    This could be a future Labour leader.

    If one of these moved into a Labour electorate, he/she would hugely raise the average IQ there.

  • Lofty

    I guess he hasn’t visited Palmy

    • Mr_Blobby

      or Tame land

  • GregM

    That dude looks like my dad when I was a kid.

  • Rockfield

    I don’t think I like the sound of what is being proposed here …

  • Rodger T

    He wants neanderthal babies?

    Get him to head up Highway 16,hundreds of `em here in Helensville.

    • Pissedoffyouth

      I grew up in Helensville! Another hundred in Parakai too

  • Adolf Fiinkensein

    A striking resemblance to Murray McCully.

  • Dani

    Can you raise something that doesn’t exist?

  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    Sheep will nominate him as his Finance Minister…..

  • Brian of Mt Wellington

    One word ” WHY “