Making better ute choices

An email from a reader:

Not  a gay ute

Cam, I’ve often thought your merciless attacks about Foss’ choice of utility were more a freudian reflection on the size of your member.

But, this came to my attention, and now, like many of your loyal readers, I clearly see that indeed you are right on everything!

Please forgive me Cam.

National needs to make better ute choices!

A concerned reader

Fossy’s gay ute isn’t a shadow of the vehicle that this Ford F-150 is: 

Former President George W. Bush will put his 2009 Ford F-150 King Ranch 4×4 Super Crew up for auction at Barrett-Jackson’s Scottsdale sale on Jan. 19.

The proceeds of the sale will benefit the Fisher House Foundation, an organization that provides housing for military families while their loved ones undergo treatment in a military hospital. There are 58 Fisher Houses which have served 160,000 families since the first opened in 1990.

As mentioned, the pickup is a 2009 model. It has been tooling around former President Bush’s Crawford, Texas, ranch since just after he left office. Bush says he “hasn’t driven on a street in many, many years” and the truck looks to be in great condition.

Not a gay ute

 


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