Manuary – This Must Be Written By A Man

This is a new blog that surely must be a piss-take

I am a 28yr old single gal from Surry Hills who works in Media & loves a good time out. I have recently landed an amaze job with a small company that has seen me double my pay packet in the last 12 months – but with that comes responsibility & being boss lady means that I need to stop dating Beautiful Losers.

So as part of my NY resolution, there was going to be no more dating fatties, uglies or reddies who have trivial or no job. Well to most of you this might seem like a piece of cake, but to me, these are the guys that fill my life (and vagina).

No woman should ever date a Fanta pants.

 


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  • Red

    Good news for we Gingas. One less STD ridden Sydney slag to fight off when she’s had a few

  • Sarrs

    Read the blog. She seems…um…’sexually liberated’
    I guess if going out and whoring it up with multiple guys in the space of a couple of weeks is your thing then yep, you could totally relate to that girl.

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