Maybe Michael Williams should move to Ireland

Michael Williams is a disgrace, not only did he fail in his attempt to oust Adele White, but he is also before the courts on drink driving and failing to accompany the Police charges.

After his rinsing on Monday night I would have thought he would step down, but he hasn’t.


He did manage to cancel a drinks session though, as David Farrar reveals in a leaked email. He neglected to tell everyone that the urgent incident was his complete embarrassment before the citizens of Howick on monday night.

I do have an idea for him though…he could emigrate…to Ireland…they seem to have laws that are pretty friendly for politicians like him:

Councillors in rural Ireland have come up with a novel way of tackling the problem of drink-driving – make it legal.

The plans, backed by Kerry county council in south-west Ireland, would allow police to issue permits that exempt some people from drink-driving limits.

Councillor Danny Healy-Rae, who proposed the motion, said the new rules should apply to older people who live in isolated areas.

He argued that current laws regulating drink-driving were forcing an older generation to stay home.

“All the wisdom, and all the wit and all the culture that they had, the music and the singing – that’s all being lost to the younger generation because these older people might as well be living in Japan and Jerusalem,” he told the website

He added: “I see the merit in having a stricter rule of law for when there’s a massive volume of traffic. But on the roads I’m talking about, you couldn’t do any more than 20 or 30 miles per hour, and it’s not a big deal.”

The motion was passed at the end of a long meeting when 12 councillors were absent.

Michael Williams should resign before 10 of those billboards appear in Howick.


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  • I see in the email from C&R that this applies?:

    “I believe that we as the majority team on the board must have a succession plan to continue to bring in new people with fresh ideas both in 2013 and in future election years. Now is the time to think about who those fresh faces might be.”

    I like the word majority inserted there. I would be at a guess that both Caesar and his Deputy (Donald) would have a succession plan that stipulated “When Dead and in the Ground”

    New people and fresh ideas – well new people perhaps but with those two monkeys still around the fresh ideas would of been well and truly buried somewhere.

    By the way I notice the C&R leadership team is somewhat silent – or is that just me Cam on this whole mess?

    • Mr_Blobby

      Apart from the bullyboy chairman and his wanna ben deputy I noticed 2 other fossils, who should look seriously at not running again as they are, long overdue for retirement.

  • Dave

    Afghanistan would be better, if not done for drink driving the hopscotch in the minefield would sort the Bully Boy out Sorry to sound harsh but have Zero tolerance for his type.

  • Mr_Blobby

    Want some help putting the billboards up.

    • Yes please…will let you know when they are ready

  • Stuart Dumphries

    He cancelled a drinks session? Well, at least he’s getting on top of his problems.