Penguin politics fails the Phoenix

The man who famously fattened up a penguin for a lucky orca is now causing the Phoenix to crash and burn.

Gareth Morgan clearly has so little to do, that his expertise as an economist is now morphing into professional coaching and sports psychology.

It’s always the way – Morgan goes to extreme lengths  to “save” a penguin, then he drops it into southern ocean with a tracker, where it is never heard from again. 

We can sadly expect the same of the Wellington Phoenix – “saved” by Morgan’s heart and his cash, only to be served up for unexpected misery and disaster of Morgan’s own making.

Ah well, there went the Mayoral dream I guess.


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  • Lofty

    I saw you laughing at 1:52 WO…no need to rub it in mate ;-)

  • Phar Lap

    Watched Morgan on the training pitch.Also watched Phoenix crash and burn last Sunday,and hoped that Morgan would STFU next time the Phoenix are on the training pitch.What was he thinking .I suppose it is not what he was thinking,it was all the players and the fast shrinking Yellow Fever supporters.Bring back Terry.

  • maninblack

    why would your invest kiwi saver with this twat??

  • Greg

    He’s got so much money he doesn’t know what to do with himself, on ya bike Big Ears