Put this bastard in a cold, dank, concrete box and slide food under the door

Some people are just taking the piss, all the time, even in prison. It is high time that Aaron Forden learned some tough lessons. He needs to be put in a cold, dank, concrete cell and fed only on things that can be slid under the door.

New Zealand’s most notorious prison escaper has smashed up a new high-tech cell built at great expense to contain our most dangerous criminals.

The Corrections Department spent $180,000 refurbishing a cell in the maximum security prison at Paremoremo. But last weekend, only six hours after being placed there, Aaron Forden ripped into it.

Seven months ago, the Herald on Sunday revealed that Forden, dubbed “Houdini” for his repeated escapes, had destroyed another cell. He had been placed in the detention centre known as ‘the pound’ after barricading himself in a tower at Paremoremo. 

Last month, an Auckland District Court judge added more than four years to Forden’s sentence for 22 offences including escaping.

Corrections refurbished two cells in an attempt to make them damage-proof, but a prison source said six hours into his solitary confinement Forden “totally destroyed this supposedly non-destructible cell”.

Officers responding to the noise couldn’t get into the cell because of the damage. “He totally busted up everything – they had this shatterproof glass which, well, shattered.

It smashed to smithereens, in fact it jammed up the runners of the doors so the officers couldn’t open the door.”


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  • Poor little Aaron, just leave him in peace with a bag of blocks and a tube of escape glue, he’ll be out of their hair in no time. Maybe a test case for better quality in building.

  • NZ Groover

    I fail to understand why we don’t just let them suffer the consequences of their own actions.

    i.e. My 8yo son says “I not eating that for dinner”. I say “Fine, don’t”. He says “What can I have?”. I say “That’s it, you don’t have to eat it, your choice”.

    If this dude wants to smash up his cell, fine, let him live in the chaos he’s created.

    p.s. Big fulla, Disqus is a pain in the arse!

  • rightoverlabour

    never could understand how sheer concrete could be damaged with bare hands. Surely he is in a cell of pure concrete? If not, why not? I’m sure he could exist on cockroaches and rats. Make sure the cell is infested with these. The grey water from the other inmates could be run through a very little hole. Nice little eco system that would cost the tax payer nothing.

  • Steve (North Shore)

    Shoot the arsewipe, he is costing you and I a lot of money.
    Any soft cocks want to try rehabilitating this single cell fuckwit? How about in your own home?

    • Troy

      Stick him face down on a rack and get some overweight pansy-boy to fuck the living daylights out of him so that he doesn’t have the ability to be destructive – he’s filth of earth and deserves to be treated in a filthy manner and all those softcocks out there who protest on the civil liberties banner – they can all go get fucked too.

  • Ronnie Chow

    I wonder if the Council signed off on this “indestructible” cell ?

    There would most likely be a dozen regulations preventing leaving Forden in an ‘unsafe’ cell . He could probably sue . No doubt an ACC application will be forthcoming .

    Couldn’t they have left him hand-cuffed , permanently ?

  • Mr_Blobby

    I think you missed the point. How do you spend $180,000 on a concrete 1 man cell. That aside they don’t have the ability to turn off the services like power and water to the cell.

    Seriously some one is taking the piss.

    • Ford

      and lets not forget the cell is damage proof

  • cows4me

    “He’s jammed up the runners of the door”, oh dear, how sad, never mind. When will the liberal fucktards ever learn.

    • Travis Poulson

      Leave him to it I say, if he wants to starve, let him. Bust the door down when maggots start crawling out.

  • Mr_V4

    “He also blocked a sink and flooded the cell”.

    Well its a pity the cell wasn’t watertight, and NZ’s summer drowning statistics didn’t increase by one.

  • Rodger T

    Corrections must think the sun shines out of Fordens arse, putting him in luxury accommodation like that.

  • Rosie

    I think he looks quite hot with the new blond ‘do….. let him out.

    • Rosie

      He obviously doesn’t like being locked up, after all.

  • Ford

    for a bunch of self professed law abiding citizens you’re a bunch of sicko cunts

    • Hazards001

      Friend of yours is he?

      • DJ

        I’m guessing relative in fact ……

    • starboard

      oohh look its the cortina driver…just crawled outa bed did ya…dole bludging faggot

      • Ford

        ooh look..its the arse licking sycophant with no brain of his own

  • Grizz30

    Surely there must be a warranty from the constructors.

    • DJ

      How is it the constructors fault? You drive your car into a tree and you blame Toyota?

  • peterwn

    For prisoners like that, Joe Arpaio and other sheriffs take the prisoner’s meal, blend it into a meat-loaf and hand it to the prisoner wrapped in a paper napkin. Rather inedible but nutritious when finally eaten.

    By the way Samuel Marsden in Sydney would order 50 lashes for far less than that (although he is a hero in NZ his name stinks in Sydney).

  • Gee

    Surely they had the answer decades ago. Instead of a new high teck cell, a simple heavy chain attached to his ankle and a large concrete ball.