Sam Morgan continues piss take on his Dad





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  • Lion_ess

    Sam must have gotten his sense of humour/irony from his mother. Go Sam.

    • Not that he needs it, but I think he can kiss his inheritance goodbye.

  • ahhh ha ha ha good on him

  • Hamilton Lad


    Ode to Gareth Morgan

    We worry Gareth Morgan

    Are you a fool, or is there doubt?

    Make it easy for us Gareth,

    Open mouth – remove all doubt!

    We worry Gareth Morgan

    We can’t see where you’re at.

    Are you working on our KiwiSaver

    Or trying to kill our cat?

    We worry Gareth Morgan,

    You stunned us quite a bunch,

    When you threw those bucks at Happy Feet

    Then turned him into lunch!

    We worry Gareth Morgan

    You’ve made this such a farce

    How does a garden gnome get his head

    That far up his arse?

    [Kevin Butler, Hamilton]