The Frogs are getting testy, don’t like everyone hating on them

The Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys are getting testy because people are mocking them.

Corinne Lepage, a MEP and former French presidential candidate, demanded that other countries, as well as fellow countrymen, stop treating her nation like a “the scum of the earth” and a planetary “laughing stock”.

Problem is they are, it is hard to argue with the truth.

In an editorial with the French version of the Huffington Post, Mrs Lepage said: “How can a country blessed by the gods with its culture, food and landscapes, that is the world’s most popular tourist destination and seen by many as an Eldorado come in the space of a few weeks to be treated like a bogeyman??

Today, she added, France was repeatedly branded a place “where investors are not welcome” and as one Right-wing former minister put it, “the laughing stock of the world”.

Because they eat way too much garlic and their sheilas are taller than their blokes.

She added that Depardieu was perfectly welcome to move to Russia “and make a ‘man-sandwich’ with Vladimir Putin”.

I think she means that he will be buying a ute like Fossy’s.