The Labour equivalent of “the greasy little fulla in the blue suit”

Last night on OneNews there was a sight to behold…the man who would be Labour’s king…in the visual equivalent of the greasy little fulla in the blue suit, complete with cloth cap, and half the South Island’s greenstone on a shoelace around his neck. I bet he had his fake bro accent running thick and fast.



This is the man the membership reputedly wants as leader. 

Remember him from the election campaign:


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  • maninblack

    looks like a pedo.

    • Meg

      What a nasty vile comment to make.

    • Rodger T

      LoL MiB ,I was just thinking,if there was a pic in the dictionary of what a pedo looked like, this would be it.
      And then I read your comment. LMAO…….

  • what a queer cunt. queer as in awkward…different….ill fitting. not queer as in fag..although he may be…. not that theres anything wrong with that.

  • Troy

    If he keeps on stuffing his gob at Bellamys that chin is gonna sink straight into his neck… fuck if there was ever a dodgy pic of a politician this has to be it.

  • Ronnie Chow

    Smirky Cunliffe will never be a statesman .

    Put him next to Merkel or Abe or Obama , and the whole cuntry will cringe with embarrassment . Oh the horror , even worse than when that cardshark Winnie ‘the slip’ Peters was in Washington .

  • Apolonia

    Why is he at Ratana, was he chasing an ambulance or a tornado?

  • Gazzaw

    Dodgy looking that’s for sure. Looks like his mum’s dressed him.

    What is it with grown pakeha men who feel the need to string a bone carving or a piece of greenstone around their necks? It’s not as if it’s a part of their culture.

    • unsol

      No but they are beautiful – we got them many years ago when we did a big North Island road trip….we got the single twist pounamu as pre-engagement symbols as it means friendship for eternity. Dont wear them now – more something non Maori might wear in their 20s

    • Mr Sackunkrak

      It’s called a soap-on-a-rope. And in politics or the brocracy the bigger it is, the more important you think you are.

    • In Vino Veritas

      Correct Gazzaw. Men wearing necklaces? You’ve got to be kidding. But then the Socialists will bastardise themselves for any reason whatsoever.

      • You surely mean prostitute themselves IVV.

    • Ururoa

      My Grandmother gave me mine, was carved by her father, a west coast miner.

      • Gazzaw

        I have no problem with Maori wearing them – quite the reverse, it’s great to see people proud of their heritage. I do have a problem with pretentious pakeha males wearing them particularly in Little’s case where it is obviously brand new, highly visible & worn specifically for this event. I’ll bet he doesnt wear it outside his shirt in the Koru Lounge or even in the House.

        • Ururoa

          This is from my mother’s side, 100% Pakeha.

          • Gazzaw

            I’ll buy that Ururoa, you wear it for a very genuine & personal reason.

          • Ururoa

            I don’t need your permission. Neither does he. Crticising someone for wearing a necklace is just pathetic.

          • Gazzaw

            Where have I ever called it a necklace Ururoa? It’s the pounamu that I question which has inherent links to Maori. He’s worn it for political reasons and no other. I’ll totally withdraw my statement if I see a photo of him wearing it again in an everyday situation that is not allied to promoting himself or Labour to Maori.

          • pukakidon

            What about the pink hat? He has all bases covered for his bribes

    • Hazards001

      To say nothing of the amount of them that are getting Cultural (tribal) tattoos. Won’t save their arse from a mugging in Otara on a Saturday night.

  • CJA

    Never wear a suit and cap combo.

  • unsol

    I always thought he was a smarmy egotistical git, but an intelligent one…..yet now he just seems really weird…definitely seems to have lost his marbles.

  • GregM

    He looked and sounded as slippery as cat shit on lino. Whoever dressed him got it seriously wrong.

  • cows4me

    Geez would you vote for that. He’s obviously at the wrong venue, probably be much more comfortable at a bbq at gayguy’s place.

  • out2lunch

    I would probably cross the road if i saw him walking towards me

    • Patrick

      So would I – towards him & tell him what a two faced dickhead he really is

  • Meg

    Such large amounts of bile.

    I can just imagine your outrage if the left said exactly what you just said, word for word, but directed it at Key.

    • Mostly_Harmless

      Nothing wrong with bile, as long as it’s directed at the right target.

    • Gazzaw

      You obviously don’t read the standard Meg.

    • JeffDaRef

      Meg we can watch Campbell Live for that.

    • Moaning Greasy Flyblow

      if Key pimped himself to the bros with a stone necklace, then yes he would enjoy a fisting from the whale army

    • pukakidon

      If getting a sex change would drum up votes this prick would be first in line. The guy is a racist turd who used condescending mockery of The way Maori talk to try and pretend he was one of the bros. The guy is a con man

  • Richard McGrath

    That is an unfortunate photo. Looks like he’s trying to be all things to all people.

  • Patrick

    Blue suit, pink hat? Definitely Mum dressed him. Bet he even has superman underpants on.
    Typical Cunners playing to the gallery, bet he bought the soap-on-rope on his way to Ratana, & that South Auckland accent will get a full workout this weekend. Probably practices it listening to Billy T videos.

  • Steve (North Shore)

    What’s with the diguise? Who is he hidding from?
    Why not dress as he usually does? Bit suspect I reckon.
    Maybe if things turned bad he could just mould in with the rest of the Liarbour cork soakers

    • pukakidon

      I hear he is gong to take one up the back passage to prove how gay he is to attract the gay vote.

      • Patrick

        & in his bro accent “harder bro, harder”