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  • Dave

    It’s not Farrar is it?, he’s been down south lately and the shirt is gay enough for him!

    • Travis Poulson

      Cape Reinga is at the top of the North Island. I think you’re confused with Bluff.

    • Pokerface

      Too skinny for Farrar :P

  • cows4me

    What a short arsed lighthouse, ours 3x the size.

    • Pissedoffyouth

      It’s not the size, its what you do with it