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  • thor42

    AH-64 Apache helicopter gunship and Reaper UAV with Hellfire missiles.
    Perfect for nailing Muslim *scumbags*.

  • cows4me

    The wife.

    • Lofty

      Greaser. ;-)

  • maninblack


  • stinkeye2

    23l Fermenter

  • GregM

    The sister in law, oops! I mean the boat.

    • Lofty

      Or the sister in laws man in the boat eh Greg?