What to do with a spare cucumber. Or a banana.


Cool.  Bonus video on how to make a Banana Dolphin:  



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  • williamabong

    Or if you’re Kosh the possibilities are limitless.

    • Dave

      You bet me to it Williambong. my post. Kosh would gift wrap them and hold a pass the parcel party……

  • Dion

    I hope Malcolm J. Brenner doesn’t see this.