Wider? She’s done well on that goal herself

Apparently the Green Taliban want a ‘wider’ political movement…What could this possibly mean?



There is quite a difference:

Less Wider

Less Wider


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  • Pete George

    I’d noticed that, very uncomplimentary pic, not as bad on the news (although it looked like a sparsely atteneded event).

    But one things for sure, Greens are way ahead of all other parties in use of social media and modern full term campaigning. And they seem to listen to criticisms and adjust their approaches as they go.

    • Red

      I think they keep tripping up on past statements… that’s about the time they’ll flip flop and adjust their approach as they go.

  • ConwayCaptain

    Late night frolicking!!!!! Tell us more

    • Sym Gardiner

      Please don’t. I’d like to keep my breakfast.

      • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

        May be you should learn where her first kiss was…..that will bring your lunch out as well….

  • 4077th

    That solves the mystery for me. I know know who ate all the pies!

    • paddles83

      Definitely not Gerry Brownlie

    • Pissedoffyouth

      David Farrer was my initial suspect

  • Macca

    “Its modern campaigning’

    What – would that be like illegally vandalizing opposition signs prior to the last election and getting away with it! Imagine the outcry had it been done in reverse?

  • Positan

    It’d seem clear that porky-girl has had her four feet in the trough …

  • Mr Sackunkrak

    “State of the Planet” … which one?

    • spollyike

      SHE is the planet….so much for planet Key, it’s planet fat maori Turei all the way! Poor wee wussell is just a mere satellite compared to this behemoth!

      • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

        Muesli Norman looked a class apart with his clown hat on…..

  • spollyike

    Fuckin Greenies bullshit! No other politician makes me feel like vomiting as when i see her smug smarmy grin – like she’s hiding something we “uneducated” (not yet indoctrinated), non-believers cannot possibly comprehend. Mike Butler tears them a new one over their ridiculous housing concept. http://breakingviewsnz.blogspot.co.nz/2013/01/mike-butler-green-sub-prime-housing.html

  • parorchestia

    When will they realise that we had an election where the partial sale of assets was an election issue? They are being anti-democratic – the people have spoken, move on. Nothing to agitate about here.
    They would be better facing up to the obesity problem, especially in Miss Piggy here.

  • Greg

    Why the hell is she wearing a carrot :)

    • Travis Poulson

      It’s a trap, don’t fall for it.

    • LabTested

      It’s for that late night frolicking

    • Lion_ess

      She’s not – it’s a sausage

    • cows4me

      Solar powered love toy?

    • Patrick

      In case she gets hungry – looks like she needs a feed

  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    I am disappointed when you make unnecessary fun of the future Economics and Development Minister.

  • Pissedoffyouth

    Clothes: made in China
    Glasses: Made in either China or Europe
    hair die: China
    Makeup: China
    Microphones: China
    Greenstone: Carved using tools made in china

    The hypocrisy is strong in this one.

    • unsol

      Exactly….not to mention the fact that much of the materials used to make said products are resultant from mining….no doubt in overseas land equivalent of conservation & schedule 4 land

    • StupidDisqus

      Carved using tools made in china

      Fuck that. Germany.

  • Phar Lap

    What a con job all the petition signatures,all paid for by the taxpayer.IT WAS A HIDDEN AGENDA to get a data base up and running for the sole purpose of getting some more potential eco terrorists for the RED/”greens party”.Wonder when they were selling the lies about asset sale petitions, and signatures to silly suckers, for the alleged betterment of the nation,did the signers dream for one moment, that they were in fact political pawns, for a very dangerous political party.Wonder what the Lie-bour leaning Schizophrenic Grey Power feel now,that the real reason for a so called petition has been revealed.Probably too dumb or thick to realise anything.

  • DangerousE

    Unfortunately this campaign ‘im in for the future’ could have some merit. J.K and his team better wake up, if the greens get some momentum by engaging with young ignorant voters who easily vote on a good sob story, we all good be the next greece.
    Then we will be truly fucked.

    • Patrick

      All the more reason to resist the Lefties attempts to lower the voting age.

  • Lion_ess

    Sustainability also means eating sufficient to “sustain” one person – not three. Nothing worse than a porky preacher
    “Hypocrite” – a person who acts in contradiction to his or her stated beliefs or feelings.

  • In Vino Veritas

    The mistake that many are making here is that the “greenstone” is in fact made in China. It’s really plastic. Surely you don’t think that an old McGillycuddy Serious Party member would be seen dead with real greenstone?