A post to prove I’m not anti all Catholics

The Pope and Titiwhai Harawira are on the same stage at Waitangi in front of a huge crowd.

The Pope leans towards Titiwhai and says, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy?

This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they’ll forever speak of this day and rejoice!”

Titiwhai replied, “I seriously doubt that! With one little wave of your hand?….Show me!”

So the Pope backhanded her and smacked her off the stage!

AND THE CROWD ROARED & CHEERED WILDLY and there was happiness throughout the land!


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  • blokeintakapuna

    Haha Bet there will be plenty of people in Northland now wanting to apply for the Pope’s job… Probably plenty around NZ truth be known…

    • Richard McGrath

      Is Cardinal Brian Tamaki on the short list?

      • CommonSense404

        So says the Tui billboard at Ellerslie – classic!

        • Mitch82

          Is there a pic of it anywhere?

  • James M

    Hehe put a smile on my face.

  • Agent BallSack

    Hah next get him on stage with Sue Bradford

  • Toddie

    Who gave Titiwhai Harawira the job as an anti-violence campaigner with Te Pataka Ki Waitangi and is it a paid position? A temporary resignation – now there’s a smell.

    • Hazards001

      It’s a Maori position. She created it for herself then temporarily resigned. And the position is paid for through…you guessed it…YOUR TAX DOLLARS.

  • Bunswalla

    The pope was on a tour to the US and was being driven in his limo by a chauffeur to his next meeting, about an hour away. He said to the driver “you know what, my child? I’m always being driven around by people and I never get to drive the car myself. I love cars, being from germany, and would really like to drive a few miles. How about we swap positions?”

    The chauffeur was reluctant but after all, this was the pope and being a good catholic he could hardly refuse the pontiff, so they swapped places and the pope had a huge grin on his face as he eased the limo out on to the highway. He was impressed with how smoothly the big car accelerated and must have got a bit carried away, as the needle crept up to over 80 miles an hour.

    Sure enough a highway patrol spotted the limo and pulled it over to give the driver a ticket. The pope wound the window down and asked if there was a problem. The officer stammered “ah, just wait here sir” and went back to radio his Sergeant. “Hey boss, you better get down here quick, I just pulled over someone really important for speeding, and I don’t know what I should do!”.

    “Just write the ticket and move on” “No, you don’t understand Sarge, this guy’s REALLY important!!!” The sarge asks “Well, just how important can he be?”

    The trooper replies, “I don’t know who he is, must he must be fucking important – his chauffeur’s the pope!”

  • blokeintakapuna

    Wanna hear another joke? It’s from Labour and the Greens and it starts with how they’re planning on building 100,000 new houses in Auckland for under $350k each…

    Oh, you’ve heard it already? Yes, it is much funnier when Shearer tells it. He even manages the tall tale with a straight face!

    • James M

      Better still if he made the joke in German