Beating the Green Taliban at their own game

Whoever is running the Federated Farmers twitter account has clearly been taking lessons from bloggers about smacking up your enemy.

And make no mistake the green taliban are the enemy of all progress.

Anyway, Federated Farmers have been sledging out Greenpeace about their fanciful claims over “green technology”


Bloody good stuff…if green tech is so good then how come the green taliban won’t drink their own Kool-aid.


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  • cows4me

    It’s all words, hollow, mindless words. These diseased parasites get away with this bullshit because the country and especially it’s young are becoming dumber by the day. What is this green technology? I assume they talk about about organics. Now listen here you dribbling wonders, organics simply don’t pay, It’s been tried and surprise, surprise, people of you ilk and breeding are to fucking tight to pay the increased prices organics cost to produce. It’s way pass time you arseholes put up but it’s all hot air, isn’t it.

    • 4077th

      I like the way you put that!

  • In Vino Veritas

    Green technology doesn’t exist. Just like peak oil doesn’t exist. The people that make up this organisation these days are nothing short of radical fruit loops. Patrick Moore, Greenpeace founder left the organisation because Greenpeace “abandoned scientific objectivity in favor of political agendas”. And alas, that manifestation is what we see today.

  • JC

    Well done FF.. we need to force the Greens to explain that its far too risky to float such stuff on the sharemarket or even form private syndicates.

    They then have to explain why the tax payer should take such risks.


  • Romulus

    It never occurs to them. Every hairbrained “plan” involves taking money off other people and thinking themselves frightfully clever.

    Outcomes, logic, process, sanity – all irrelevant to such people.

  • TeacherUnionsRscum

    Good to see Fed Farm on the attack – farmers have been under attack by the Greens for too long

  • Pita

    Looks like the “green technology” is about to get a major kick in the slats. With fracking, oil prices are expected to drop to around $60 a barrel making most green dreams too expensive.

  • DavidW

    Bloody short “conversation”, obviously Greenpeace twigged where it was going and had no argument to make that didn’t make them look stupid and shallow. Here endeth that “debate”
    Mocking them is highly effective as they generally take themselves much too seriously and thrive on repetition of a mantra created by someone else. Debate is not a strong point of the Greens (in any guise) so we need to smack them down at first blush and stop them developing the false picture for those too ignorant to see one layer below the surface.
    Keep at it guys, Russel Norman may have the ear of the media at the moment and has a pulpit from which to preach but if we keep chipping away, sooner or later the media will have to take note that they are responsible for spreading false and misleading information and may (fingers crossed) have a look at themselves.

  • Phar Lap

    Even worse its the party with an Australian leader called Russel Norman who is pulling our tits FFS.Try and do the same in his country.

  • Agent BallSack

    “Energy Vision Report” read “we fucking imagined it and we don’t have to prove a thing to those who dont believe”.

    • tarkwin

      Good stuff A.B.

    • Tom

      Gold. Windchime energy is next

  • williamabong

    Once again the green mantra “Long on promise, Light on delivery”, trendy dickheads the lot of them.
    Don’t see to many of them coming here to comment, perhaps because their case holds as much water as a rusty bucket, and when they do they get reamed for their efforts. Wankers.

  • David Broome

    There is one advantage with the Green’s vision. Apparently all energy will be renewable electric by 2025 so Lucy Lawless will be stuck in La-La land (unless someone comes up with an electric plane capable of carrying 380 passengers and cargo that is faster than a ship). If we time it well we may also be able to maroon some politicians too!

  • BJ

    Green Taliban = Blinkered, closed, self righteous, destroyers of happiness and good will, hypocritical, childish and naive

  • boristhefrog

    Nice catch by FF… Greenpeace has lost its charity status… so it must be a business so logically it must follow through…. hypocrites doesn’t even being to cover it.