Cannibal Cop jokes

Cannibal Cop is having dinner with a friend, when he says “I hate my wife” and the other one says “That’s okay; just eat the rice.”

What did Cannibal Cop do after he dumped his wife?  He wiped.  He’s got standards you know.

As the Cannibal cop slides his wife into the pot he realises she’s on her period.  “Oh well”, he says, “Gazpacho it is”.

Why has the Cannibal Cop not planned to kill, cook and eat any Chinese women?   Because he’d be hungry again an hour later.

What does Cannibal cop call midgets?  Snacks.

Why won’t Cannibal Cop eat divorced women?  They’re very bitter.

Did you hear about the Cannibal friend who arrived late for the Cannibal Cop dinner? He gave him the cold shoulder.

Cannibal Cop’s thought for the day:  Every fight is a food fight.

Apparently Cannibal Cop has a wife and ate kids.

One day a Cannibal Cop goes to his favourite restaurant. There, normal people cost $25 a plate,  but Green Party politicians cost $150. He asks, “How come Green Party pollies cost so much?”  The waiter answers, “Do you know how hard it is to clean one of those?”


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As much at home writing editorials as being the subject of them, Cam has won awards, including the Canon Media Award for his work on the Len Brown/Bevan Chuang story.  And when he’s not creating the news, he tends to be in it, with protagonists using the courts, media and social media to deliver financial as well as death threats.

They say that news is something that someone, somewhere, wants kept quiet.   Cam Slater doesn’t do quiet, and as a result he is a polarising, controversial but highly effective journalist that takes no prisoners.

He is fearless in his pursuit of a story.

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