Cannibal Cop jokes

Cannibal Cop is having dinner with a friend, when he says “I hate my wife” and the other one says “That’s okay; just eat the rice.”

What did Cannibal Cop do after he dumped his wife?  He wiped.  He’s got standards you know.

As the Cannibal cop slides his wife into the pot he realises she’s on her period.  “Oh well”, he says, “Gazpacho it is”.

Why has the Cannibal Cop not planned to kill, cook and eat any Chinese women?   Because he’d be hungry again an hour later.

What does Cannibal cop call midgets?  Snacks.

Why won’t Cannibal Cop eat divorced women?  They’re very bitter.

Did you hear about the Cannibal friend who arrived late for the Cannibal Cop dinner? He gave him the cold shoulder.

Cannibal Cop’s thought for the day:  Every fight is a food fight.

Apparently Cannibal Cop has a wife and ate kids.

One day a Cannibal Cop goes to his favourite restaurant. There, normal people cost $25 a plate,  but Green Party politicians cost $150. He asks, “How come Green Party pollies cost so much?”  The waiter answers, “Do you know how hard it is to clean one of those?”



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