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  • Pete George

    That looks like Labour’s corpse at The Standard.

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  • Dumrse

    Its a rare bit.

  • Travis Poulson

    The wolf/dogs thinking “this climate change is getting bad, we never used to have humans come into our feeding grounds like this”

  • blokeintakapuna

    “Gotta wolf this down, then leg it to the salad bar”

  • Mitch82

    Leaked photos from the final scenes of ‘The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey’ Extended Directors’s Cut.

  • dotcom

    Refusal of compensation to David Bain had eventually taken its toll

    • dotcom

      David would now share the spoils of his kill with his pet wolf “Judith”.

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  • cows4me

    “fuck off the shank is the best bit”

  • DangerousE

    gareth morgan takes cat hunting to the next level, family fear he has gone to the dogs.

  • DangerousE

    What dinner looks like 4 years after a labour/green goverment