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  • blokeintakapuna

    “Wait ’til I show you my medicinal bong young man!”

  • steve and monique

    Getting your date drunk never works

  • Michael

    Keeping it real in Hamilton.

  • “sonny, if you get me drunk, i’ll show you my tattoos”

  • phronesis

    I just asked my grandson to show me some of this new fangled technology that they use at University these days.

  • Don’t blow Grandma.

  • Dion

    Young NZ First conference is reduced to alcohol-fuelled debauchery

  • Patrick

    Just drink this Gran – then I have some papers for you to sign….