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  • Steve R

    Hands up all those who’ve been there recently

  • Michael

    To the woman he said, “I will surely multiply your pain in childbearing; in pain you shall bring forth children. Your desire shall be for your husband, and he shall rule over you.” – Genesis 3:16.

    • Children come from pain,,,

      God should have retained a better PR company.

      • Michael

        Then children are a pain… so they love you unconditionally to make up for it.

  • Rockfield

    Game Over …

  • Sooty

    Who let go that ripper!!!

  • Ronnie Chow

    ” And when your thingy stands up , you’ve now got three choices “

  • Bugger, she’s already got a pearl neckless, I was hoping to give her one tonight.

  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    And then God sent Sheep Shearer to save NZ!!!!!

    • Steve R

      How did you get that comment from that picture ???

      • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

        Priest is pointing his finger towards heaven and the Kiwis (couple) are excited with that news…..

        • Steve R

          Yeah but. Shearer couldn’t even save 1 dollar let alone his own party .

  • Phar Lap

    One more like that ,and it will be liquid.

  • Patrick

    The groom quite clearly has a “woody”

  • Dave

    And to the bride…… I give you this young man, who was my alter boy for many years, and he is quite a capable young man, I know!

  • P1LL

    smell my finger