Carol Beaumont, the Nasty Party Faction and Increasing National Majorities

Carol Beaumont will return to Parliament after Charles Chauvel jacked in a life sucking on the public teat in New Zealand for a life sucking on the public teat at the UN. Carol is a key member of the Nasty Party faction in Labour, and like others in the faction known for her inability to win votes.

At the last election there were only three Labour List MPs who managed to increase their opponents margin, Carol Beaumont, Sue Moroney and Steve Chadwick. 

2008 2011
Maungakiekie 1942 3021
Hamilton West 1618 4418
Rotorua 5065 7357

Ideological purity and a streak meaner than a junk yard dog might be welcomed within Labour, but the voters don’t like it. By having unelectable women like Moroney, Fenton and Beaumont running for them Labour ensures that they will lose a whole lot of votes. 


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  • Phar Lap

    To make it even worse the three mentioned Lie-bour Party Sheilas have heads on them like 3 buckets of blood ,yuk.Thats just their heads FFS.

  • Goldie

    Labour really needs another useless union hack to join their team. Currently, the only Labour MPs representing the useless union hack faction are Darien Fenton, Sue Moroney, Lianne Dalziel, Ruth Dyson, Moana Mackey, Maryan Street…

    • Apolonia

      They can all share the same shaving mug.

      • Mr Sackunkrak

        Lol, facial, or … ?

    • Mr_V4

      Yes you look at that bunch of sad union hacks and query whether they could be the answer to anything. Labour has so much ‘talent’ if half the caucus committed suicide nobody would notice. Thats how bad it is.

  • Dr Wang

    She looks like Mike Williams in drag – she should fit in well.

  • Mr Sackunkrak

    Why is it that the ones that have been hit the hardest with the ugly-stick tend also to be the nastiest?

    • Hazards001

      Seriously? That’s the attitude the got Aderne into parliment. And she is every bit as nasty as the reat of the punklawallas.

      • Mr Sackunkrak

        She’s no oil painting. I just have no time for power hungry embittered moustachioed fat girls who want to boss me about as a coping mechanism for their own self loathing. And I don’t particularly want to pay them for the experience either.

        • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

          My spies tell me Beermount is looking to make a positive contribution as a list MP. So give her the benefit of the doubt folks.

          • Mr Sackunkrak

            I bet she is, to her bank account, now a teat has been freed up for her to roll onto her back, and suckle down on.

  • Shoreboy57

    Win – win for Nats – so did McCully find Charlie boy his UN post perhaps?

    • Mr Sackunkrak

      No, the Beast has taken care of that, I’m sure.

  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    Nasty Tories – You don’t realise Beaumont is Sheep’s secret weapon…wait for it….

    • Mr Sackunkrak

      Damp squib?

  • Chris

    When are you going to give up on the nasty party meme? People cracked on a long time ago. Give it up, mate, just give it up. It ain’t helpin’.

    • Mr Sackunkrak

      When they ain’t so, I suspect.

  • Troy

    How bad is that… when a used up retrenched slag of bitch gets back into parliament when she was a loser to begin with… still, good news for 2014 because no doubt this union whore will turn people off Labour even more.

  • They are so exited, she doesnt exist in their world