Coincidence? Or a sign of God?


Imagine you’re about to hurl yourself off a bridge.  But you have doubts.  You see the sign saying there is hope, and all I have to do is call.

Then you open the door on the box that has the phone in it, and see that sign.

What do you do now?  

Not that I meant for this to be a sign, but in the event you see it as one (the very point of the post I guess)

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  • StupidDisqus

    With any luck, sign of a Democrat party conference nearby!

  • A+random+reader

    I was there last week. It’s slightly depressing to consider how many people jump from that railing (over 1,200 since 1936 according to Wikipedia).

  • Pissedoffyouth

    Shit breaks, I’m sure if they were ever going to use that phone they’d ring the Sergent.

    Anyone who wants to off themselves off this bridge should think of all the millions of people who wish that they could have the privilege to be in a western society. Plenty of Chinese, Indians, Indonesians etc die trying.