Did she really have to use the word oral?




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  • coventry

    Is that an optional workshop ?

  • blokeintakapuna

    She wanted to attend, but now is going to blow it off

  • Patrick

    Get yourself down to the Novatel – might be some discount deals during the lunch break

  • redeye

    That’s just a bit much to swallow.

  • nearly choked on my mcmuffin

  • SFA

    God you lot are puerile. Schoolboy humour. Primary school.

    • blokeintakapuna

      Thank you. We try when the mood takes hold…

    • Gazzaw

      Pomposity is not considered to be a virtue on this site SFA. Does that stand for sweet fuck all?

      • SFA

        Yes, incredibly perceptive of you. You must really think you are clever for working that out.

        • Gazzaw

          School’s out obviously.

          • SFA

            Nope. You are clearly posting from the primary school.

          • Surely not? I didn’t know what blow jobs were when I was in Primary school. Even when I was a High School teacher I had a female student who was 15 ask me what oral sex was. I almost wet myself when she confided that she had always believed that it meant talking about sex.