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  • Happy Valentines WO. I got you the same thing I got you last year and the year before that and the year before that. Life is not a bed of roses or a box of chocolates so I didn’t get you either of those. You often tell me that life is a shit sandwich and the bread gets thinner every year. However I didn’t get you a shit sandwich. To prove that I still love you there will be no arsenic on your serving of dinner tonight ;)

    • Travis Poulson

      Note to self: if Mrs WO ever invites me for dinner, say NO
      .

      • Bunswalla

        I think I’ll pass on the sandwiches too…

        • Where is your sense of adventure Bunswalla? ;)

      • Which reminds me of a classic story. I forget the famous person who said it but it went something like this……
        ” Sir, if you were my husband I would poison your wine.”
        ” Madam, if I was your husband I would drink it! “

        • Winston Churchill I believe.

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