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  • blokeintakapuna

    “First day hazing at Sumo school was always a little traumatic”

    The “mo” was his passport to get into the woman’s shower area at the Labour Party conference… however, wishful anticipation soon turned to bitter disappointment once cornered… As they all had bigger dicks and wanted him to be ‘mummy’

  • My eyes….my eyes….

  • Jimmie

    Was this taken from one of WO’s Labour party emails from a few years back?

  • LesleyNZ

    Not nice………….

  • PlanetOrphan

    JohnKeys’ Webcast promo to “Them Foreigners” …
    Heres’ my artists impression of our “Brighter Future” with extra TPPA sauce M8!

  • Agent BallSack

    Now we really know what Martyn Bradbury is up to

  • yuck, guys got 5 sets of cock and balls pressed on to him.

  • 4077th

    Mr Dotcon at the Act party conference!

  • Random66

    Surely Gayguy and joyous occasion come to mind here.

  • tarkwin

    Kim Dotcon being born? His mother is obviously in the Green party.

  • Rat

    Whale Army gets serious with baiting Troll

  • Lion_ess

    Shudder!!!! (not in a good way)